Overheard at Our Super Bown Party

From my cute 4 year old cousin:

Her: Colie, we can't play football.

Me: Why?

Her: Because we are too little. You have to be fat to play football. My dad could play football.

(Later-While watching the game)

Her: Colie is that a girl? (pointing to the TV)

Me: Nope, that is a boy.

Her: Then why does he have long hair? Why does he have long hair AND earings?

(Later-after coming and sitting next to me, way too close to the TV to hear/see Beyonce)

Her (in awe): Wow. She is cooooool.

From my 22 year old cousin after eating hot wings:

 "I feel like I just made out with a dragon."

And now you see why there is nowhere else in the world I would have rather watched the game.